The HallelReport RSS

This feeds my main blog which is ink-based.

Archive

Feb
23rd
Mon
permalink
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

“Stick Up Kids is Out to Tax”

Stop, thief!

I was robbed again, almost. We have been robbed twice in the last six months, yet the thief has hardly taken anything. The first time the culprit took my gateway tablet PC, sansa e280, my livescribe pen; and a nice laptop bag.   But he left TV’s, desktop computers, a projector, dvd’s, digital camera’s, and cash money. The second time he broke in he trusted a bedroom looking for something, I have no idea what. The police said he had to be an amateur in and probably a young kid.  Well sure enough the police were right because the kid tried to break in today, but I surprised him.  I yelled out the back window just as he was trying to break into the backdoor. He couldn’t have been older than 18. I scared him witless and called PO-PO.   The thing is I recognize the kid, he lives like six doors up from us I think so the prospects of catching this kid are good according the Police. I guess the third tine is the charm.

After little dude took off down the alley behind our house. I thought about an old Gangstarr joint from back in the day called “Just to Get a Rep”